A man is walk on the beach, when he kicks a bottle.
Poof, out pops a genie. The genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother in-law gets double. Understanding the rule, the mans first wish is a billion dollars. The genie says, “ this means your mother in-law will get 2 billion”. “That’s fine”, replies the man. The mans second wish was for a 2,400 sq foot house. “As you wish”, says the genie, “that means your mother in-law will get a 4,800 sq foot home”. “Sounds good”, the man replied. “What will be your final wish”? Asked the genie. The man replied, “ I wish for you to beat me half to death.