A man stumbles upon a magic lamp

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp and out comes a genie. The genie says, “I will grant you any three wishes you want, but whatever you wish for I will give your mother-in-law double.”

The man agrees to the terms and says, “I wish for a billion dollars.” Instantly, he has a billion dollars and his mother-in-law has two billion dollars.

The man then says, “I wish for a 10,000 square foot home on 100 acres.” The genie grants his wish and gives his mother-in-law a 20,000 square foot home on 200 acres.

Finally, the man cleverly says, “I wish for you to beat me half to death.”