Two men are sitting next to each other on an airplane…
One man is visibly flustered. The other man leans over and asks, “Hey, is there something wrong?”
The other man replies, “Well, I’m a bit embarassed. When I was purchasing my ticket this morning, the ticket girl had the most wonderful pair of breasts. I was distracted and instead of asking for a round trip ticket to Pittsburgh, I asked for a round trip ticket to Titsburgh.”
The other man laughs and says, “My friend, it happens to the best of us. Just this morning, I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was ‘You fucking bitch, you ruined my life.'”