So I picked up this girl the other day…..
and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open.
“Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use the backdoor” .
Now it’s at about this time I probably should have left but you just don’t get an offer like that every day.
Edit: Well this is the Obligatory My best submission amendment.
I’d say I’m surprised that a joke about unexpexted anal sex is popular but this is Reddit. I’m glad you enjoy it :).