Little girl goes up to her father and says “Daddy talk like a frog”
Dad says “get out of here, talk like a frog.” The next day again the little girl says “daddy talk like a frog.”
Dad says “I told you yesterday beat it with the frog stuff.”
Again on the next day she says to her dad “Daddy please can you talk like a frog?”
Her dad looks at her and says “okay what’s going on, what’s the big deal with this frog business, why do you want me to talk like a frog?
The little girl looks at him and says “because mommy said when you croak we get to move to Hawaii”