Barack & The Donald go to the barber…
Barack Obama and Donald Trump inadvertently ended up getting a shave at the same barber shop at the same time. The barbers, wondering if things might get nasty, were nervous.
Trump’s barber was almost done and was getting ready to use an after-shave as a final touch.
Donald was quick to stop him, saying, “I’ll pass. After-shave have a strong smell. My wife Melamine will smell it and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”
The other barber then said to Barack, “How about you, Mr. Obama, any after-shave?”
Barack replied, “Sure, why not? Michelle has no idea what a whorehouse smells like.”