I saw a little boy at the bus stop eating a giant chocolate Easter bunny. I said, “Hey kid, eating that much chocolate at one time is bad for you.” He looked me in the eye and said, “Well, my grandpa lived to 103.”
“Oh, really? Did *he* eat a lot of chocolate?”
“No, he minded his own damn business.”
**Edit:** Credit where due — [/u/samvet21 informs me](/r/Jokes/comments/8cnjvk/i_saw_a_little_boy_at_the_bus_stop_eating_a_giant/dxhf9ku/) that the original joke was by Philadelphia comedian [Todd Glass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Glass). Thanks samvet21, and be sure to check out Todd’s concert video [*Act Happy*](https://youtu.be/q96aGwtnIOw) on Netflix! (Full disclosure: I might be a Netflix subscriber)