Three couples check into a honeymoon hotel
The grooms all meet up for a manly drink before bedtime and share their plans for the night to come. They decide on a code to use at breakfast to tell each other how they got on. They’ll each put one spoon of sugar in their coffee for each time they did the deed.
The next morning, the first bridegroom takes his spoon and puts three sugars in his coffee.
The second bridegroom takes his spoon and puts two sugars in his coffee, followed by one spoon of brown sugar.
The third one grimaces, takes his spoon and sticks it in the strawberry jam.