A woman was asked for a pay raise by her maid
Woman: Why do you want a raise?
Maid: There are 3 reasons why I want a raise. The first one is that I iron better than you.
Woman: Bullshit! Who said that you iron better than me?
Maid: Your husband said so.
Woman: Oh…
Maid: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Woman: No way! Who said that you are a better cook than me?
Maid: Your husband said so.
Woman: Oh…
Maid: The third reason is that I am better at making love than you.
Woman (fuming): Did my husband say that too?
Maid: No, the gardener said so.
Woman: Oh… How much raise do you want?