A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or
bottle-fed.
“Breast-fed,” she replied.
‘Well, let’s have a look. Strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did. He proceeded to pinch her nipples, rubbing, pressing, and kneading both breasts in a very thorough and professional examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
“It’s now wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”
“Oh, I know that. I’m his Grandma, but I’m really glad I came.”