Chad’s wife decided to surprise him on his birthday
and to show him that she’s a cool wife, she took him to a strip club.
At the club:
Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight?
Wife: How does he know you?
Chad: We play golf together!
Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual?
Wife: And how does he know you?!
Chad: Um, he’s on the bowling team!
Hot blonde stripper: Hey sexy, champagne room again tonight?
At this point the wife loses it and storms out of the club, dragging Chad with her, into a taxi.
Taxi driver: Hey Chad! Boy… You picked a fat one tonight huh? Same motel?