George Bush and Dick Cheney stopped in to a small diner for breakfast while touring through the country.

George Bush and Dick Cheney stopped in to a small diner for breakfast while touring through the country.

George Bush and Dick Cheney stopped in to a small diner for breakfast while touring through the country.

The waitress comes to take their orders. Cheney orders an omelette. She turns to the President and asks for his order. President Bush turns to the waitress, smiles, and says sweetly, “honey, could I have a quickie?”

“Mr President!” shouts the waitress. “I thought you were bringing a new era of decency and morality to the White House, but now I see that was all a LIE!!” She storms off.

After a few seconds, Dick Cheney says quietly, “George, it’s pronounced *quiche*.”