This one is so old it’s been carbon-dated.
A farmer was out working in his field one day when a carload of politicians came flying by. They were going too fast for the curve and turned over in the ditch. Later the sheriff stopped by and asked the farmer if he has seen the car.
“Yep” replied the farmer.
“Where are they?” asked the sheriff.
“Over there”, replied the farmer pointing to the ditch filled with fresh dirt.
“You buried them?” asked the sheriff, “Are you sure they were dead?”
Replied the farmer, “They said they weren’t, but you know how those people lie.”
#humor