A cabbie picks up a Nun
The cab driver stares at her. The nun asks him why he is staring and he says, “I’ve always had a fantasy to kiss a nun.” She says, “I’ll kiss you if you are single and Catholic.” He replies, “I’m both!” The nun says, “Pull into an alley”
The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush.
Back in the cab, though, the driver starts crying
“I’m so sorry.” He says, “I lied, I am married and Jewish”
The nun says, “That’s ok, my name is Kevin and I am going to a Halloween party”