A man gets a call from his mistress while he’s at work
The mistress tells him, “come over tonight, and bring that thing I like”
That night he gets to his mistress’ house, and they get right into it. Eventually she takes him to the bedroom, and crawls on the bed on her hands and knees. “Now do me like I like it”. He climbs on the bed & puts it in her butt. Shortly thereafter, she says, “Now, spank me like I like it.” The man says, “shit,” realizing he forgot the one thing she asked him to bring. “Sorry babe, I’m up a crack without a paddle!”