Two women were walking home from a night out…
When they both decided they needed to take a piss , so they quickly hopped over a wall into a cemetery and did their business.
A few days later the husbands of these two women were at the pub, when one said to the other “i think my wife is having a affair” “how come” the other one responded “well i found some flowers in her underwear the other day” the other guy quiclkly responded and said “you think thats bad i found a note, we will miss you lots, All the lads at the fire station.