Three dumb guys are in a bar talking about their cheating wives…
First guy says, “I’m sure my wife is having an affair with a plumber. Yesterday when I came home I found a lot of plumbing equipment under our bed that don’t belong to me.”
Second guy says, “I’m sure my wife is having an affair with an electrician. I came home yesterday to find an electrician’s toolbox under our bed.”
Third guy says, “You guys have it easy. My wife is having an affair with a horse!”
– “A horse?! How’d you find that out?”
– “Well, yesterday I came home to find a horse jockey hiding under our bed!”