Twice a Day
This guy goes to his doctor “You gotta help me. I can’t stop having sex.” “How often do you have it?” The doc asks “Well, twice a day with my wife.” The doc says “That’s no to bad.” The guy says “Yeah, but that’s not all, I also have sex with my secretary, twice a day.” The doc says “That’s a bit excessive.”” and I have sex with a prostitute, twice a day” “That is definitely too much. You got to learn to take this situation in hand.”
“I do,” says the man “Twice a Day