A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what’s that?
She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that’s a baby your daddy gave me that…
So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…
“daddy did you give mummy a baby ?”
“yeh I did son, that’s right why do you ask…?”
“well don’t give her another, she ate the last one!”