Having puppies
**Three dogs are at the vet’s. Talking dog talk.**
Rover, “Why are you guys here?”
Sparky, “I been peeing all over the house. I’m going to get my nuts cut off.” Ruff.
Barky, “I growl at everything. I’m going to get my nuts cut off. Ruff.
How about you Rover?”
Rover, “Well, my mistress was getting out of the shower yesterday, I love her *sooo* much. *Ah-Rooo*. Seeing her naked, bent over drying her foot, well, I jumped on. ”
The other two – “So you’re getting you nuts cut off too?”
Rover, “Hell no! I’m getting my nails trimmed.”