Probably one for British people
A man and his wife were on their honeymoon and about to do the deed. The wife stops the husband unexpectedly.
“Darling,” she says. “I am afraid I have a dark secret to tell you, and I haven’t been entirely honest with you.”
“Sweetheart, no matter what you have done in the past I will forgive you.”
“Well,” she starts. “I used to be a hooker.”
“My dearest,” he replies. “That is no problem for me. To be honest I’m a little turned on. Tell me more.”
“Ok then, my name was Brian and I played for Wigan.”