A mute guy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms
He walks up to the counter and meets the pharmacist.
“How may I help you?” the pharmacist asks.
The mute guy, unable to speak, simply points at his crotch.
The pharmacist shrugs, not knowing what the man is asking for.
The mute guy points at his crotch again and pulls out money.
Pharmacist still has no clue.
The mute guy pulls out his dick and places it right on the counter and points at the money.
The pharmacist then pulls out his dick, places it on the counter, takes the money, and says “You shouldn’t bet. I always win.”