An Armenian takes his son hunting with him for the first time.
– I don’t understand, Daddy, – the son says. – How are you going to hunt? You have no gun with you, no traps, no net even…
– Ah, son, you don’t know what our Armenian jinx is like. There, look, a rabbit is sitting under that bush. Such a strong, healthy little rabbit, such shiny fur it has, such bright eyes…
The rabbit drops dead at once.
– Wow, Daddy! That was something! You’re so smart, so strong, such a great hunter, it was amazing how you took down that prey… Daddy? Daddy??? Daddy!!!