A man goes into a drug store and asked to buy condoms the salesperson ask how many he needs
The man says I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and I am having dinner with her parents tonight and then we’re going out and I think I’m going to get lucky I’ll need 12.
that night the man is at dinner with his gf and her family and he asks if he can do the blessing.
after his prayer his girlfriend leans over and says you did not tell me you were so religious
the man Whispers back you did not tell me your father works at a drug store