Henry and Janet are about to get married
When Henry arrives at the church, he has a big smile on his face. His best man asks him why he’s so happy, and he says “I know it’s bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, but Janet came over this morning and gave me the best blowjob of my life!”
When Janet arrives at the church, she’s also sporting a huge smile. Her maid of honour asks why, and Janet replies “I went over to see Henry this morning, and I gave the last blowjob of my life!”