A little boy saw his mother naked..
and asked her, “What is that between your legs?”
The woman, having not shaved her pubic hair in a while, says, “It’s my wash cloth, darling.” The woman shaves her pubic hair that night.
A few days later, the boy sees his mother naked again. “Mom, where did your wash cloth go?”
“I lost it, darling,” his mother replies.
A few days after that, the mom comes home to the excited little boy. “Mommy, mommy, I found your wash cloth!!”
“Where, darling?” She asked, confused.
“The lady next door was washing dad’s face with it!”