A maid goes to the lady of the house and demands a raise.
“Why should I give you a raise?” asks the lady.
“Because I cook better than you ever could,” says the maid.
“Who told you that?” demands the lady.
“Your husband he say,” says the maid. “Also, I clean better than you ever could.”
“Who told you that?” demands the lady.
“Your husband he say,” says the maid. “And also, I fokk better than you ever could.”
“Did my husband say *that* too?” hisses the lady.
“No,” says the maid, “the gardener he say.”
“…How big a raise did you have in mind?” says the lady.