3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
He turns to the first nu and asks “who was the first man on earth”?
“Adam” she replies. Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter.
St Peter turns to the 2nd nun and asks “Who was the first woman on earth”?
“Eve” she replies. Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter.
He turns to the 3rd nun.
“What was the first thing Eve said to Adam”?
The nun bites her lip, and says “Hmm… That’s a hard one…”
Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter.