A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have a terrible problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me much.” My farts are always silent and never smell. I probably farted 15 times since I’ve been here, and you didn’t realize it. The doctor says, “Interesting. Why don’t you take these…
An English man, Welsh man and a Indian man walk are in a maternity hospital. The doctor tells them theres been a mix up and doesn’t know who’s baby is who’s. The English man runs in and grabs the only brown baby and starts to walk out. The Indian man looks relly confused and says…
Speaking of a big fat butt! A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.” The vet picks up the cat and examines its teeth. Then she looks at its eyes. Then into its ears. Finally, she turns…
A man takes his wife to get tested Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor. The doctor tells him, “Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer’ The man, clearly frustrated, asks, “Well what am I supposed to do…
A politicians promise A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.” On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would…
“Silent farts that don’t stink…” An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. “Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don’t stink!” The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. “Doctor, I still have constant…
I dropped my knife and cut off a toe After the surgery to reattach it, the doctor comes in. Doctor: I have some good news and bad news. Me: Tell me the bad news first doc. Doctor: The bad news is they mistook a piece of candy for your toe. Me: No way. Whats the…
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them. “We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.” The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: “I have sorted it out. A…
An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’ The doc gives her some pills and tells her to come back next week. The next week the old lady comes back and says…