A mother is breastfeeding her baby on a plane
The captain comes on and says “we’re ready for takeoff.” The mother wraps her child and herself up. The plane takes off and the mother opens up and begins to breastfeed her child again. Her seatmate turns to her and says “You must have a hungry child.” The mother answers “No, I just feed him to stop his ears from popping as we climb in altitude.” The seatmate thinks about that for a moment then replies “And here I’ve been chewing gum all this time.”